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Puking for no good reason is such a waste
Posted on July 21, 2021 | No CommentsHey Body. Mind here. Can we talk for a minute about what just happened?… yea. it’s about the puke. I know you think you did the right thing but just […] -
The official Lyrics to Mmbop are dumber than you think
Posted on July 16, 2021 | No CommentsMmmbop by Hanson – one of the biggest hits in the 90s – makes no sense in any possible way. There is no secret meaning or reference – it’s just […] -
Hey will you fix my iPhone screen? Ok Nvm.
Posted on July 10, 2021 | No CommentsHey, do any of you losers happen to know of a way to get an iPhone screen fixed for cheap? Or can I just send you my phone (don’t open […] -
Credit Card system is stupid
Posted on July 10, 2021 | No Comments45 minutes on the phone with Capital One trying to get approved for a damn Walmart card to get that sweet 5% cash back necessary for the final leg of […] -
5 Memes I don’t Identify With (but are funny anyway)
Posted on April 30, 2021 | No CommentsRanked by most to least identifiable: Funny. But I don’t regularly speed. Especially not over 70. even when tempting on long open highways like this. 2- “On my way” back […] -
Airplane Junk Food Travel Snacks Guide
Posted on April 25, 2021 | No CommentsThe point of the travel-snack-pack list is to have an emergency menu of nourishment no matter what. If they serve poached pheasant on the plane or you can grab something […] -
Ring Pizza Customer Support blort glorp
Posted on April 20, 2021 | No CommentsThe Richardland Compound in North Hollywood has a Ring doorbell. I’m at Mumzy & Popsicles house operating from the Richardland Southern Command in Texas at the moment. The Ring bell […] -
The best cover of “Toxic” you’ll hear today
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Reminder: Butterfingers aren’t Butter flavored
Posted on March 13, 2021 | No CommentsI know you all know this, but I didn’t for most of my life… I only found out several years ago and still keep forgetting that the flavor in the […] -
The Punky Brewster episode with the oysters
Posted on March 8, 2021 | No CommentsI forgot why I originally went down this rabbit hole, but I can’t turn back now. Something somewhere somehow reminded me on a scene from a specific episode of Punky […]