i’ll pay someone to come over and eat this half a peanut butter sandwich i made and decided i dont want. it will make me sad to throw it away. not cuz i give a shit about wasting food, but because i value my time and dont want the calories spent lifting the knife and shit to go to waste… please… someone fucking help me. i NEED you right now. lets get lost tonight. you could be my black Kate Moss tonight. Playin some Nintendo, I’m the boss tonight. Watchin us some Friends and I’ll be Ross tonight. Head over to Duke and play Lacrosse tonight — mm – ya — I NEED YA RITE NOW!
I’m serious about the peanut butter though…………………………….
i would be interested in the comments u would get form this if u posted it on craigslist