What could anyone possibly not love about Apple’s latest iOS update? Nothing, unless they’re a pedophile or Nazi. In fact, I would support a campaign by the Federal Government to search out people who are saying they don’t like it so they may be singled out for special investigation and possibly find the victims or bodies they have hidden in their basements.
It works better. It acts better. It has new features. It has better modifications on existing features. And yes – it LOOKS better.
Some are criticizing it for looking too toy-ish. Bitch, pleez. This is the way of the future. The “digital things trying to look like real life things” fad was dead in 2007. I gave the system a pass since phones had never been anything but screens with actual buttons until then, but it should have ended quickly afterward at 2010 by the latest. The fact that it didn’t drug along the rest of the designing world back into the glossy realism swamp it was just starting to evolve out of.
If you hear anyone claim they don’t like iOS – report them to the authorities IMMEDIATELY. Or at least de-friend them. They are, at best – murdering psychopaths and at worst, wrong about what an improvement this version of software on a phone is. Don’t just let these monsters roam free unaccounted for.
You fools suffering on your Zune-phones and Space-Phablets can’t anchor this majestic rainbow eagle. This birds gotta fly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0ErUMeT7uE
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