Pizza is hot, but she’s a bitch sometimes

Pizza is the only food that can trick me and I never learn.
I’m always so excited to shove it in my mouth, I eat it too hott every time and burn off my gums and tongue. You’d think I’d at least learn my lesson for that slice, but. notsomuch. I go back in for another bite right away every freakin time. It’s pathetic.

But anyway – speaking of pizza, and the greasy Italian fat and filthy men who make it – I’m in New York right now. Greg of Jon&Greg is getting married. hizzah. I have no idea what hizzah means specifically, other than a joyous exclamation, but I thought i’d try it out.

I don’t much care for it.