Idiot mantis was all like “yo dude! I can totally swim!” and I was all like “nah bro, u totally can’t” and had to force a time-out from swimtime….
Homeboy woulda drowned if I didn’t Baywatch to the rescue lyke a boss.
Where is your God NOW??
-Or was I the savior it was praying for?…whoah… Spiritual -___-
At least I’m using my God-complex for peace and for the good of bug-kind now, instead of playing Godzilla with ant hills, drawing them into panic mode to where they retreat with their egg-babies only to be met with more murder-from-above as I whisper to myself “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds”. This might be a new leaf of compassion for me. Or probably just cuz mantises are cool. idk.
UPDATE: Dude, I may have made a mistake… He’s all drinkin up all my juice and asking if I have any pizza rolls. He says he’s only gonna stay for a little bit till he gets back on his feet but won’t give a specific date of when that might be? Idk man…idk
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