Getting bitched at on the phone for [in her mind] showing interest in girl A and then being “all over” (including public breast cuppage) girl B at a club tonight: 5 minutes.
The fact that I haven’t even left my house for the night yet: Priceless.
There are some things money can’t buy. and dry deliveries of “With all due respect, Madam, I believe your source is mistaken, considering I’ve been watching 30 Rock on Hulu in my room for the past 4 hours” is one of them.
I wonder if it will be this funny when I’m falsely accused of rape.
UPDATE: she called back and continued to scold me for making her friends not like me (ie: existing) because then they wouldn’t do things like this. her friend admitted she lied about me cuz she doesnt like me and she doesnt like girl B so she figured why not kill 2 birds, yet i’m still the bad guy somehow. what ever happened to “i’m sorry?”.
UPDATE: UPDATE: ice cream party it is! she thinks im meeting her some place even though i didnt say i would (its one of those power-move things where these bitches try to exert dominance) and we had the following text back-and-forth:
HER: do u know …how to get where ur going?
ME: yes
HER: good
HER: lol
ME: what was funny?
HER: nuthin. so do u have any questions?
ME: ya. do you know what you and this pint of Cherry Garcia have in common?
HER: ??? lol. we’re sweet??
ME: i’m about to be done with both of you in a few minutes and toss you in the trash.
*BLOCKED*
=)
UPDATE: Facebook weighs in…
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