Try this one out next time you’re hitting on a lady you think acts in a way that suggests she might be easy to bed: tell her that. Just go up and tell her that you think she’s slutty and see if she giggles and says “how did you know? you’re kindov cute…” and it ends in something that benefits you. OR – if you’re gay: just tell random dudes – all of them that you come across – that they are gay. See if it makes them want your cock. and then let me know if it works even once out of a thousand tries. Oh, also: don’t post any pictures of yourself to the social networking site you’re using to make these unsolicited sexual advances. that move drives men wild with passion, naturally.
Nah, jk. I can go to sleep amused and content now that I’ve been deleted, blocked and told to “get a life” by some weirdo on Facebook in response to my pointing out that his success rate is zero on his consistant strategy of telling straight dudes they are gay as a way of hate-flirting with them. lol.
This dude previously decided to announce to two of my straight friends that they are gay (um. okay. cool?) and then earlier this evening he commented on my status to call another one of my friends a loser who “doesn’t get invited to parties” (no, there was no context for that random burn) because he didn’t know whether the 17inch laptop models would be receiving upgrades…I swear to God it was that random and Failtacular. Will post it later in the day. but the cherry on top was that he then skipped the move where he calls my straight friends gay and instead just straight up solicited him for sex with this picture that was also changed to his main pic:
I’m sure the anonymous stranger who uses this image as a pickup line’s phone is ringing so frequently it could be set to vibrate and sold as a sex toy.
Then just a bit ago he finally packed his bags and blocked me when I pointed out the anti-success of this “everyone is gay” move on one of Wyatts threads:
(he blocked me *before* leaving the “GET A LIFE” burn, too, btw. seeing blocked comments is a pretty easy thing to get around though).
Protip: venting your sexual frustration towards someone in an attack doesnt make you look good and doesnt get you positive attention. its like calling a hot girl who isn’t showing interest in you a whore…even if she totally is, your telling her so isn’t going to get her to fuck you. so if you really seriously think a dude is closeted or working through issues with sexual curiosity – the exact opposite of what you should be doing is calling him gay.
Getting whiny when someone doesn’t want to bang you is one thing, but whining to the actual person not interested in you is super weird, guys. Avoid it and you’ll be a happier person.
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