Rachel Ray is affable, perky and looks to be a delightful – and i’ll even say, seemingly intelligent – human being, but anyone who thinks she’s “hot” should be on a government watchlist.
RayRay and I were on good terms for years and I always sat in silent non-encouragement when males around me would make statements of her being hott, but now that I’m mad at her, the truth about her bangability must be declared without shame.
I recorded her [new?] show, which is only part-cooking as it were, only to see mah boy O’Reilly [Bill] a few months ago in a scheduled segment. I came across the recording again while cleaning out the DVR and unfortunately for me, I continued watching. I will spend the rest of my life wishing I had not…
The interview went surprisingly good. Then this godawful hellcat did the unthinkable… In the following segment she showed you how to make a “breakfast biscuit”… for people on the go. and dogs.
This haneous bitch actually endorsed and encouraged people to dump their chopped up bacon and scrambled eggs into a bowl of store bought biscuit mix and bake it…AND THEN EAT IT.
I was willing to look past the fact that she was a terrorist spy before, but after this? not happenin. I’m blowin your cover, callin you out on your not-hotness and asking everyone to join with me in denouncing this food mixing maven of muck.
Oh, DUNKIN DONUTS ANYONE?….
So enough is enough… Rachel Ray is not hot. She’s not nasty, sure – she’d make very pretty arm candy to any suburban orthadontist , [forgot, she hates jews] construction foreman or small electronics store manager and would be an impressive trophy for a fat dude. but as far as rating “hotness” – NO. stoppit. you’re only saying that because you’re a heathan dog and you know she’ll feed you swill and oven baked chum like that breakfast biscrap. ENOUGH.
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