I know the device is completely useless to me, but so are lots of expensive fun attractive things. like boobs. I posed this question on Myspace and Facebook and have been reassured to not get a first generation iPad. Instead, I’ll just spend the measly extra $2,400 and upgrade my 17inch Macbook Pro to the new ones that were just released. that makes more sense.
Especially since iPads in public right now are just “ways to spot douchebags” on account of their super uselessness-but-looks-cool factors. One of the replies on Myspace to my “remind me why i dont need an iPad” status said “Because anything that Apple makes is for faggots?” but I think this misses the mark. Really, thats like saying dicks are for faggots. Apple makes superior hardware and software. it cant be helped that it also comes with a style that turtle neck wearing coffee sipping yuppie douchefags will also be attracted to the product line.
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