Sara’s with H’s are evil?

Somewhere later, this loop-around happened on her own status update that read:

Sara
Yikes! Anyone ever have problems with spider mites in your house plants?

Richard
spider mites do what? what are you afraid of them doing?

Sara
Lol Richard. They are plant mites that create if you don’t water enough….I love house plants ans have a giant one in my living room and saw one….yikes

Richard
I think a spider mite bite you. or a spider mite make a web. or a spider mite crawl over your face while youre sleeping and you assume its your lover so you start kissing back but its the spider but you keep kissing and not opening your eyes for some reason because youre every 80s and 90s comedy with a dog, cat or monkey. but those are the only things i can think a spider mite do. maybe you should just be thankful for the company.

Sara
I think a spider mite tell u and Sara (h) Silverman to suck a bag of dicks..but that’s just spider talk