Apple claims iOS7 will come out today. Well? It’s today…
Jerks… I even tried to cheat on my iPad and change my time zone to New York a few hours ago so it would say it was the 18th and the damn thing didn’t do anything. So I waited for the actual rotation of the earth to reach the right point and still nothing. What the eff, yu guyz? Not cool.
Update: So I get up this morning and this time I’m POSITIVE that today is today.
Still nothing.
Turns out it won’t be available until 10AM…
At 10:05 I go to download and itunes still claims that there is nothing to see here and I should just move along, though the system settings on the actual devices finally reveal otherwise.
I can’t do anything though cuz when I tap to download and install, it pretends like its starting and then gives me an error message. No info. Just an error. Because Apple wants me to kill myself.
Well, NOT TODAY, Cultmasters. I finally snagged it on both my devices before 11am even reared its ugly face (sorry, 11am, but you’re not the beauty you once were and it’s time somebody said it).
iOS7 is all the magic and wonder that I was lead to believe it would be. And now the cycle completes itself as I’m back to being depressed at not only the fact that my Nerd-Christmas is over and there’s nothing left for me to unwrap, but also the crushing shame that I was ever this anticipatory of a frigging software update to a mobile device that is 90% visual.
Dammit, Apple… you magnificent bastards…
Countdown to iOS8 begins NOW.
I have it. They must hate you.
Poor, poor Richard. He didn’t get his technology when he wanted it. Scumbags? You reveal yourself to be just another shallow blogger who has learned to put a few clever words together for internet consumption. I no longer have any interest in wasting my time with such nonsense. Time to unsubscribe. What a short, silly trip it’s been.