I had this recent exchange after a breaking news alert from one of my chick friends about the guy she’s “talking to”. She was telling me some story about him and I said to make him send her dick pics. So she did. I didnt expect her to then send the pictures to me but…she did and. whatever. I rolled with it. Since i’m not going to post them here (ew), just imagine a laying down shot, camera facing down to show an erect member confined to boxer briefs. No skin.
Gentlemen: never do this. Well first – this guy had them demanded of him but as long as i’m on the subject I better warn you boys to NEVER send dick pics to a girl unless explicitly asked. guys don’t understand that yes – individuals can be into anything that exists, but chicks as a gender aren’t into that so never just send thinking that they’re gonna go coo-coo for cock-o-shots the way we as a gender do at seeing boobs (or just about any other part of the female body).
This is what was most disappointing about former Congressman Anthony Wiener sending pics exactly like this to girls on Twitter and Facebook. My favorite Congressman and there he goes showing a blatant amateur streak when it comes to body shots. ug. frustrating.
Girls like GUYS – not their dicks. Their dicks are extensions of the guy…
It’s guys who like T&A (and not girls & their personhood) and their worth as human beings are extensions of their T&A.
Therefore, when sexting a girl, you NEVER send a close-up of your junk. You send a full-body picture that shows YOU.
Gay guys, its different, since you’re sending to another visually stimulated gender (your own), so even if they werent wanted you cant really go wrong. fine. but tip #2 is to never send a girl a point of view close-up pic of your flagstaff. no one is turned on by that. even if you keep it in your stuff – abort. dont do it. stand up like a human being and take a proper picture.
Demonstration of the Correct way
The following is the text transcript of how it went down…
Chick Friend: Dick!! 11:10 PM
Me: no dicks here 11:16 PM
Chick Friend: Richard. This is what I’m working with. What you think? 11:17 PM
Me: did you send a picture? this number doesnt get pictures. send to my other line: 805-###-#### 11:19 PM
Chick Friend: Sent two. Meet lover boy. The whole “dick!” and a picture of a dick thing didn’t work out as I planned. 11:20 PM
Me: aw gross. this is how perverts and gay guys send sextings. tell him to man up & do it RIGHT: 11:31 PM
Me: standing up&down mirror pic. not this POV hard-in-underwearz bullshit 11:31 PM
Chick Friend: Ahahahahaha I don’t really care to see it But I’m with him now & he read that text so expect a dick picture from him I miss you :/ 11:34 PM
Me: im only looking out for his best interest. at least now he knows how to do it right. 11:38 PM
Me: im in San Fran. flying back tomorrow. free any time after. 11:39 PM
Chick Friend: Let me know how it is. And if [Other Chick Friend who’s slept with him]’s description of it being ‘nice’ is true. How gay of you 😉 Can’t wait to see you! 11:40 PM
Me: er…I didnt ask to see it either but whatever. i’ll pop out my jewelers loop and appraise it for you, sure. 11:45 PM
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