Should I buy a gun?…

TEKNORAT4U: buy a rifle gay
richar900: a gay rifle? or buy one because im gay?
TEKNORAT4U: buy one so you don’t become gay
TEKNORAT4U: I know you live in cali and all
TEKNORAT4U: but there is still some shit you can legally get
TEKNORAT4U: so buy one
richar900: but. theyre scary
richar900: im afraid ill accidently kill myself with it and everyone will think it was suicide and ill look like a douche
TEKNORAT4U: they’re not scary
TEKNORAT4U: and if you accidently killed youself with it you’d be a douche by default
TEKNORAT4U: because it’s impossible. unless you’re a total moron
TEKNORAT4U: do it nigg
richar900: but thats not why im scared. ive always been scared of like sleepwalking and offing myself or something
TEKNORAT4U: why would the barrel ever be pointing at your face with the gun loaded?
TEKNORAT4U: why would your finger ever be on the trigger unless you intended to fire?
TEKNORAT4U: there’s no such thing as firearms accidents lol
richar900: i have this thing where i keep thinking of the wrong thing to do and it just plays over and over and over until i can get my brain to change the subject. like yelling OSAMA at the security line in the airport or doing a run and jump off a really high balcony in an apartment, or yelling nigger at a BET event – i just keep thinking of it like a video that plays on a loop and im always afraid that that secret skitzo part of my brain will take over and good-richard wont be able to stop it until… *music* its too late
richar900: hahaha
richar900: with a gun in the house id just keep thinking of going over to it and lifting it to my head just for kicks or something psycho like that and then be afraid i actually do it one day
TEKNORAT4U: I think everyone has that fear
TEKNORAT4U: but if you go that psycho having a gun or not won’t make much difference haha
richar900: but it makes it easier. cuz evil richard probably can only leak through for a few seconds, so he has to act fast to cause maximum damage. so i can handle word blurts or knives nearby. but a gun just goes bang and youre dead with no time for a comedic line delivery of something like “and this suit is dry clean only!” or “there goes my chance at that hair commercial”
TEKNORAT4U: lol
TEKNORAT4U: hmm
TEKNORAT4U: yeah maybe you shouldn’t have a gun
TEKNORAT4U: rofl
MisterAwesome10: *slow nod…………………