Some girls just wanna watch me poop

As you know, assuming you know anything at all and aren’t completely teh stupidz: I’m kindov a big deal. on Myspace. in real life too. just. to a lesser extent than on the internet. and part some all most part of my skyrocketing image is thanks to my popularity with what they call, tha ladies.

Women flock to me for all sorts of obvious reasons… Low standards, my deep knowledge of Star Wars, cuz they want to view me defecating…

takes all kinds on that there myspace…. takes all kinds…
Now if you’ll excuse me (which I know you will since this is text and has no concept of real time) I’ve got a video to go make for miss Viv.

Rule #4 of showbiz: always give your fans what they want. (coincidently, right after #3 which is “don’t sh#t on your public”)…

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