I bet just-turned-30 year old Jonathan Taylor Thomas is getting a hella resurgence of 18 year old p#ssy now that The Lion King is re-released in 3D.
Listen, JTT: I know you Can’t Wait to be King, but Be Prepared cuz when you’re Feeling the Love Tonight and sticking that Pride Rock in their Elephant Graveyards you could accidentally start a new Circle of Life. Asante sanna squash banana, yu know wut i’m sayin? aight mayn. Hakuna Matatta ma nigga. PEACE
Oh, and meanwhile? me? nah, it’s cool. I’ll just be here totally better than everyone around me and remain on the sidelines, unappreciated. Nah, it’s fine. You go work up some easy publicity hashing the big thing you did 20 years ago – ima just hang here and be brilliant and deserving of fame, fortune and power over everyone else and just not have it happen cuz of little hairballs constantly getting in my way.
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