Soy Milk will make you Gay *AND* kill your sperm count!

I had heard warnings about soy from various sources and never taken much credence in it – especially since the most prominent one I remember reading a few years ago was from World Net Daily (a right-wing nuthouse known for painfully easy to debunk conspiracy theories and hysterical doomsdayers) but today, some of the scientific details made me reconsider…

This discussion took place on my picture of reading Wyatt a bedtime story:

[ORIGINAL PICTURE THAT THIS THREAD IS COMMENTING UNDER, FOUND HERE]

Anne
[posts a political book as a suggestion of what I should read to Wyatt]

Richard
dammit Anne. see what you fkkn did? now im gonna have to double the tranquilizer dose i put in his warm milk before bed – which i hate doing cuz too much knockout-drug is just not good for a growing boy. ug.

Wyatt
b-b-b-but you just told me it was a new kind of soymilk! 🙁

Richard
stfu and go play with your toys. adults are talking ab adult things.

Wyatt
okay! *pads out of room, plays with plastic dinosaurs, makes accompanying noises*

Anne
No soy!!! It causes manboobs! Don’t want our manchild to have moobs.

Richard
it causes more than boobies… http://www.wnd.com/2006/12/39253/
Soy is making kids ‘gay’

Anne
MY GOD that’s scary!!! “In sad contrast, 60 percent of the refined foods in U.S. supermarkets now contain soy. Worse, soy use may double in the next few years because (last I heard) the out-of-touch medicrats in the FDA hierarchy are considering allowing manufacturers of cereal, energy bars, fake milk, fake yogurt, etc., to claim that “soy prevents cancer.” It doesn’t.”

Richard
soy milk is one of the few drinkable liquids i have left in my house… decision time looms

Anne
Ditch the soy Richard! Nobody wants you to get moobies.

Richard
HOW ELSE’M I SPOSE TA FEED MA BABY???

Anne
One day’s baby serving of soy formula has three times the hormone as a a birth control pill!

Richard
meh…

Anne
http://livingsuperhuman.com/superhuman30-day-29-why-are-legumes-not-paleo/ Richard – “One daily cup of soy milk can cut total sperm count in men in half.” Trash the soymilk already! Your genes need to continue!

Richard:

(PS: it took extra care to achieve that “gulping” effect depicted here, so it would symbolize me vomiting at the thought of what this crap is doing to me).

(and before anyone asks: the thing in the top right is a strobe light and yes.. i have a strobe light in my bathroom. there are no windows in this one and I have glow-in-the-dark stars&planets stickers on the wall and ceiling so when the lights go off – showertime becomes rave time).