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- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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bar Archive
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The Terrible Tale of the Beautiful Barfly
Posted on March 23, 2012 | No CommentsI thought I saw an insanely gorgeous woman at a bar I was passing with my bag of Coldstone Creamery cups-to-go and stopped dead in my tracks, about to let […] -
Tonights Timeline Outline
Posted on September 3, 2010 | 1 CommentTor Peterson and I used to be best friends, but I waged war on him after my girlfriend at the time cheated on me with him. 8 Billion years later, […]