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Do I still look Judeish to you?
Posted on March 29, 2014 | No CommentsPeople used to say I looked like Jude Law, but that was awhile ago when he was on the Sexiest Man on Earth style lists and is an outdated comparison […] -
Jonathan Lipnicki’s butthole hair
Posted on June 29, 2012 | No CommentsDude: Dude…you need to shave. Me: Ya, I was going to but then I didn’t feel like it. Dude: I’m going to come over there and slather your beard with […] -
What’s more messed up?
Posted on May 24, 2012 | No CommentsThe fact that I have this picture? Or the fact that I know that that is Hugh Jackmans body?… the non-dogface version is just as derpy as the dog… which […] -
Somewhere, Simba is ejaculating
Posted on September 24, 2011 | No CommentsI bet just-turned-30 year old Jonathan Taylor Thomas is getting a hella resurgence of 18 year old p#ssy now that The Lion King is re-released in 3D. Listen, JTT: I […] -
Will i ain’t
Posted on August 18, 2011 | No CommentsIf you thought it might be a nice day to fly out of LAX today, you’ll probably want to get here a few days early. Lines for Security are worse […] -
Michael Jackson’s blackness
Posted on January 28, 2010 | No CommentsThe unseen comment that Dan is responding to is me saying “i think he’s pretty black by now… among other colors.” See the pic at Dan’s post here. -
Dare to dream
Posted on January 20, 2010 | 1 CommentMy dream is for Lady Gaga and Baby Spice to team up with the Goo Goo Dolls for a cross country “Goo Goo GaGa Baby Tour” -
Just ONE TIME…
Posted on January 9, 2010 | 1 CommentIs it gay that I wanna see Justin Bieber make out w/ the 1996 version of Taylor Hanson? mmMMmmm[bop]. prolly shouldnt repeat that so ima tell you one time. -
Britney Murphey’s unfortunate death = wtf comments
Posted on December 20, 2009 | No CommentsYou would think that looking on the bright side of the sudden death of a young celebrity would be a hard thing to hate on, but Abbea nailed it on […] -
Hello, I’m a Mac. and he’s a PC
Posted on November 9, 2009 | 1 CommentFlew back into Los Angeles from Honolulu today and almost literally bumped into John Hodgman, the hapless Windows PC from the Apple Mac/PC commercials (also a correspondent on The Daily […]