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drugs Archive
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Wrong kinda party…
Posted on May 19, 2016 | No CommentsWhen she spills wine on the carpet and cleans it up with baking soda, but you walk in and get confused at what kind of a party this is… -
NOT doing coke in the bathroom
Posted on September 28, 2013 | No CommentsCan’t a guy just go to the bathroom and return refreshed and energized because he peed and splashed some water on his face and not cuz he snuck off to […] -
Just a sidenote: I’m not irresponsible with drugs
Posted on April 13, 2013 | No CommentsRe: My previous blog about pill-popping and the suggestions of potential danger it arises: I dont drive for like 6 days before and after my annual “1 ounce of red […] -
Oh. Drugs again
Posted on April 13, 2013 | No CommentsSo, I thought maybe pollon was getting me high but it turns out i’m feeling like this cuz the unlabeled single-foil pill I took was actually a Benadryl and not […] -
Partying with Bananas
Posted on March 1, 2013 | No CommentsA few days ago I was telling this chick some facts about bananas and that I eat at least one every day and didnt understand why she was reacting with […] -
Safely Sinking Slumber & a Silly Self Symposium
Posted on May 19, 2012 | No Comments1:37AM: I’m currently typing this while laying in bed listening to a repetitious but relaxing house band manipulating Dr Seuss style instruments play me off to sleep as the Sandman […] -
Just be nice to people
Posted on May 15, 2012 | No CommentsThe gratitude and relief on that older woman’s face when I helped lift her bags she was struggling with gave me a high that lasted the whole flight home. Why […] -
Doing Drugs
Posted on March 6, 2011 | No CommentsOn DRUGS. the best drug there is: Richard Bushnell. Warning, Richard Bushnell may cause heartburn, nausea, panic attacks, a dilated rectum and/or vaginal bleeding, drowsiness, muscle fatigue, an erection that […] -
Drugs is Drugs
Posted on September 28, 2010 | No CommentsNo better reminder that you’re back in LA than being made fun of for referring to cocaine like its a drug. silly me. silly LA. Now im gonna snort some […] -
Last night could have ended much differently
Posted on May 8, 2010 | No CommentsI got home pretty early last night after Los Angeles taught me that people actually snort Aderall. lovely. but i wasn’t interested. so I settled back into the batcave at […]