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facebook status Archive
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Don’t Stress over Valentines Day, y’all
Posted on February 13, 2012 | No CommentsGeez. is it Valentines Day yet? you people have been posting about dreading it in Facebook statuses since mid-January. chillax and get this over with already. being alone on February […] -
Baiting but not biting
Posted on November 9, 2010 | 1 CommentI hate setting a trap that no one trips… 🙁 it’s like throwing a party that no one shows up to. except.. well no, it’s like that. don’t need any […] -
Can’t hate on my Bieber love
Posted on July 26, 2010 | No Comments -
Everyone leaving LA for the 4th
Posted on July 3, 2010 | No CommentsMy Facebook status lamenting the Los Angeles exodus for the 4th of July spawned a friend in the UK to make a good comment, though with an unfortunate replacement for […] -
Halloween decision
Posted on October 20, 2009 | No CommentsWhat should I be for Halloween? I can’t decide between Sexy Nurse or Slutty Ally Cat… UPDATE: I took this question to Facebook with the following results: -
Material Girl vs Golden Girl
Posted on September 30, 2009 | No Comments -
We all want to preserve different things
Posted on September 27, 2009 | No CommentsRachel George then promptly unfriended me. -
GAME: Spot the bitter momma
Posted on September 24, 2009 | No CommentsAs covered previously here in richardland: when an insecure overweight person see’s a peer that is way too comfortable being thin, there’s a natural inclination for that person to give […] -
Hot nude John Adams
Posted on June 20, 2009 | No CommentsI’m so proud of myself for using a variation of “drop it like its hot” in a gag only 3 years after the phrase was fashionable! Go me! My mom […]