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Does anyone love food more than themself?
Posted on June 25, 2008 | No CommentsI got this message from a stranger on Facebook today. If you can call one word and 2 dots a “message”. Here was the odd exchange: Gaelle Alladio love .. […] -
“I wanna keep my hair JUST like this… hello?”
Posted on June 2, 2008 | No CommentsDammit Facebook… Your stupid chat feature stinks. Couldn’t retrieve chat history 10:47pm Lauren hey honey 10:50pm Richard i was just thinking of you maybe cuz i was naked. but more […] -
Stupid Facebook “comment spotlight” feature
Posted on May 14, 2008 | No CommentsI just got totally busted on Facebook, probably because of their stupid and intrusive “hey guys! look what your friend left on another friends comment wall!” feature that sucks and […] -
I’ll never wear a shirt on the internets if I don’t feel like it and you can’t make me
Posted on February 20, 2008 | No CommentsWhatsamatter wienies? You intimidated by my awesomeness? Just kidding. That part is clear. I only phrased it as a question to be make you confront the reality of your jealous […] -
A lesson in proper conduct on the Facebooks
Posted on January 17, 2008 | 1 CommentAbove is my friend Crystals current main pic on Facebook. She is the one on the right making the face. It’s cute, right? I think so. A weird still from […] -
Facebook applications are lame
Posted on October 13, 2007 | No CommentsEver since Facebook opened its slutty thighs to every developer on the internet that wanted a piece of their sweet college tang, it has been at least 14% less cool. […] -
364 people on Facebook think I like them
Posted on September 17, 2007 | No CommentsI just used Facebooks “add everyone on your aim buddy list” feature, thinking the one I had on file with them was my private screen name with 60 or so […]