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Corrections and Nudez Apologiez
Posted on December 29, 2012 | No Comments -
Just so you know…
Posted on November 14, 2012 | No CommentsSo I click over to my Facebook messages and it auto-displays your most recent interaction, which for me is a conversation with a chick in where I use the scientific […] -
I am very helpful
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Facebook Lurking is Facebook Jerking
Posted on September 25, 2012 | No CommentsShout out to all you creepy lurkers who crawl all over people pages but dont wanna give the person the satisfaction of getting a Like from you cuz you think […] -
Did my birthday change without me knowing?
Posted on August 10, 2012 | No Commentseh… -
I Otter Know Better
Posted on August 9, 2012 | No Commentsderp… -
Coincidental Love Connection on my Facebook feed
Posted on August 7, 2012 | No CommentsLove is in the air… -
“Topping” Ricky Martin
Posted on August 4, 2012 | No CommentsA gay friend posted this poll on Facebook that I participated in thusly: Evidently, Wyatt didnt know that I love formal events I guess?… Oh, wait. I guess “top” means […] -
Facebook account lockout needs better facial recognition…
Posted on July 6, 2012 | No CommentsI got locked out of my Facebook account earlier today at exactly the luzliest time. I was exchanging some cross words with a friend over an issue between us and I got […] -
Stop Facebook-Spamming me with Club Invites
Posted on May 31, 2012 | No CommentsEveryone stop sending me Facebook event invites to your fkking iPod DJ parties, or retarded club openings that will already be wack as fkk & under new ownership in 2 […]