Food Archive
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![I know you all know this, but I didn’t for most of my life… I only found out several years ago and still keep forgetting that the flavor in the […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/butter.finger.wrapper-115x115.jpg "Reminder: Butterfingers aren’t Butter flavored")
Reminder: Butterfingers aren’t Butter flavored
Posted on March 13, 2021 | No CommentsI know you all know this, but I didn’t for most of my life… I only found out several years ago and still keep forgetting that the flavor in the […] -
![Yo man, lemme axe you a question… Whats gelatin? Don’t play like you don’t have a theory. The dessert. Jell-O products. Clear gelatin capsule pills. What’s it made out of? […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/gelatin.boiled-cow-skin-bones-115x115.jpg "Gelatin iz animalz!")
Gelatin iz animalz!
Posted on August 18, 2018 | No CommentsYo man, lemme axe you a question… Whats gelatin? Don’t play like you don’t have a theory. The dessert. Jell-O products. Clear gelatin capsule pills. What’s it made out of? […] -
![I don’t normally do the “picture of your food” thing unless it’s irony or satire but how else am I supposed to brag like a douche and let the world […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/27580873_194591617797129_8700517724855468032_n-115x115.jpg "Food with a view")
Food with a view
Posted on February 12, 2018 | No CommentsI don’t normally do the “picture of your food” thing unless it’s irony or satire but how else am I supposed to brag like a douche and let the world […] -
![Steak sounded good for dinner. But so did lobster. and a potato. and a bowl of grilled broccoli, carrots, cauliflower and asparagus. and some cut up peaches, papaya and banana. […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lobster-steak-dinner-115x115.png "Dinner: Go Hard or Go Home…")
Dinner: Go Hard or Go Home…
Posted on August 14, 2014 | No CommentsSteak sounded good for dinner. But so did lobster. and a potato. and a bowl of grilled broccoli, carrots, cauliflower and asparagus. and some cut up peaches, papaya and banana. […] -
![Enough is too much. My previously detailed doughnut saga has been bumming me out because if age and metabolism deterioration has crushed me to this point where a couple rings […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Can’t handle a doughnut? HAVE ALL THA DOUGHNUTS IN THA WOOORLD!")
Can’t handle a doughnut? HAVE ALL THA DOUGHNUTS IN THA WOOORLD!
Posted on January 23, 2014 | No CommentsEnough is too much. My previously detailed doughnut saga has been bumming me out because if age and metabolism deterioration has crushed me to this point where a couple rings […] -
Fruity beachside brek
Posted on June 21, 2013 | No Comments“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” –Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Pictured: Papaya with lemon & a cup of pineapple, guava & mango sorbet -
“Cracked” Eggs are the only Real Eggs
Posted on June 17, 2013 | No CommentsDriving from the airport to the apartment in Hawaii, a McDonalds commercial on the radio emphasized “cracked” eggs in their breakfast items. This is because normally, McDonalds uses an “egg […] -
Avocado’s are evil
Posted on April 5, 2013 | No CommentsIf you wanted to be wrong about something, you’d probably guess that I love avocados because they’re a lovely shade of green, are a fruity-vegetable thing and I eat those […] -
This Starburst Hot Dog proves I’m not good at anything
Posted on April 3, 2013 | No CommentsI have a tall drinking glass filled with compacted Starburst wrappers because I-forget-why but I guess it looks cool or something, and sometimes (back when I used to eat the […] -
Halloween Massacre. The most satisfying meal of the day
Posted on October 30, 2012 | No CommentsIt was a dark and foggy Pumpkin Eve – the day before Halloween, and a commune of dinner rolls had gathered amongst a bowl of salad, spaghetti and garlic bread. […]
