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Food Archive
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Green Garlic GoGo Goose Juice Recipe
Posted on August 18, 2012 | No CommentsYou’re gonna have to adjust your portions cuz I made a giant pitcher on this, my first attempt at this combination. The taste is fruity with a subtle kick from […] -
Soy Milk will make you Gay *AND* kill your sperm count!
Posted on June 20, 2012 | No CommentsI had heard warnings about soy from various sources and never taken much credence in it – especially since the most prominent one I remember reading a few years ago was from […] -
I don’t need real food anymore
Posted on June 19, 2012 | No CommentsAs I have yet to figure out an acceptable solution to Saturdays car situation, I remain at my estate in the inland hills across from Malibu, a solid 40 minutes […] -
Kale Fail iz a Gangsta WIN
Posted on June 10, 2012 | No CommentsThis kale shake [with flax seed oil and hemp protein powder] i just made is so bad without bananas that i literally have to go buy some right now… Lyyyyke. […] -
Breakfast Cupcakes – Could I eats?
Posted on May 22, 2012 | No CommentsIt was pointed out by a friend that scrambled with cheese would be better than sunny side up. clearly true, but I assume the sunny sides were used for the […] -
Just another Sunday morning at the Office
Posted on May 6, 2012 | No Comments^This was what I posted at first…but… I wasnt entirely honest.. there was more to the picture that I didn’t include… -
Fryin up some hottness
Posted on May 4, 2012 | No CommentsDon’t hate. This is how Papi Rico Bang Bang makes his Yum Yums. Update: i burnt my arms in a sleeveless shirt today and am kindov furious that i wasnt […] -
First Class Follies (Flying to Hawaii)
Posted on April 29, 2012 | No CommentsFlying to Hawaii might SOUND like a fun time, but you’re not factoring in the hidden horrors of the First Class cabin. For one: the seat has way too many […] -
Green Dream Smoothie Recipe
Posted on April 5, 2012 | No CommentsBase ingredients: -Kale -Banana -Frozen peaches -Water (or Coconut water, as pictured here) Added: -Spoonful of Flax Seed -Spoonful of Chia Seeds -Splash of almond milk It doesn’t taste grassy or […] -
Add Chia Seeds to your diet.
Posted on April 3, 2012 | No CommentsEat Chia Seeds. you’ll thank me later. they taste like nothing (like sesame seeds without the taste of sesame) and pack a ton of benefits. They’re the easiest healthy-thing in the […]