Food Archive
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![science is amazing. God bless every one of the chemical compounds used in this Birthday Cake flavored ice cream that make each bite a fkking party in my mouth. Blue […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Birthday Cake Ice Cream")
Birthday Cake Ice Cream
Posted on January 21, 2012 | No Commentsscience is amazing. God bless every one of the chemical compounds used in this Birthday Cake flavored ice cream that make each bite a fkking party in my mouth. Blue […] -
![Original tagline to post was “this stuff is guaranteed to make it look like youre peeing blood and sh#tting abortions” but was decided that that was in bad taste. so…I […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/redsmooth-115x115.jpg "Original Recipe: “Blood of Life” Smoothie")
Original Recipe: “Blood of Life” Smoothie
Posted on January 9, 2012 | No CommentsOriginal tagline to post was “this stuff is guaranteed to make it look like youre peeing blood and sh#tting abortions” but was decided that that was in bad taste. so…I […] -
Yakisoba Ruined Christmas
Posted on December 25, 2011 | No CommentsFirst World Problems. almost as bad as this one: -
Protip on binge-eating:
Posted on December 9, 2011 | No CommentsEating a gallon of cookie dough ice cream has all the flavor of eating raw cookie dough with only half the throwing-up! -
What to do with all these freakin eggs?
Posted on November 8, 2011 | No CommentsI’m house-sitting for another week and there are 5 chickens here that lay 4 eggs every day (theyre all hens so one of those bitches is freeloading and hiding her […] -
Food is good for eating
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Impossible Eggs
Posted on August 12, 2011 | No CommentsJust ate 5 eggs and can confirm that Gaston from Beauty & the Beast is a god damn liar…being a muscular high-activity Frenchman with a strong metabolism or not – […] -
Waking on Empty
Posted on June 5, 2011 | No CommentsWaking up early makes me hungry as fkkkk. I downed 5 chicken fingers, a double cheeseburger, fries, vanilla milkshake and salad just 6 hours ago and i feel empty and […] -
The miserable life of Veganism
Posted on May 31, 2011 | 2 CommentsThis is a recent status update from a friend on Facebook: I realized the severity of my veganism today while waiting for a bus on a manhattan street corner. I […] -
![Donuts need to be eaten during non-human hours to be justified as food. Otherwise you’re just having dessert without a meal preceding it. but when its really early AM or […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/ifyoulikedonuts-115x115.jpeg "Donut Diet Acceptability")
Donut Diet Acceptability
Posted on May 25, 2011 | 1 CommentDonuts need to be eaten during non-human hours to be justified as food. Otherwise you’re just having dessert without a meal preceding it. but when its really early AM or […]
