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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
- Red Lobsters’ Cheddar Bay Biscuit Maximization Ordering Guide
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Girl Archive
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Why it’s okay to hit a woman
Posted on May 4, 2013 | No CommentsThis string of images being pushed around social media purporting to announce what “real men” do and don’t do is perpetuated by people who mean well, i’m sure, but everything […] -
I am very helpful
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My Facebook Friend feed is basically softcore Porn
Posted on November 16, 2011 | No CommentsReason 989-B how I’m exactly like Jesus: I live a pretty clean life, but I’m still friends with whores… -
Whats the deal with Stripper Glitter?
Posted on August 7, 2011 | 1 CommentChicks may not realize or care – but that body glitter crap they smear on themselves never comes off us, is generally annoying and adds zero to your hottness level. […] -
Tanning Bed
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Dropping your phone makes you miss texts
Posted on April 17, 2011 | No CommentsI learned something new today about cell phones and text messages. -
I’m a Giver
Posted on October 26, 2010 | No CommentsHanging out in the upper level VIP hot tub and watching these two dudes down in the larger commoners-tub sitting across from two cute (but not Richard-cute) girls, stealing glances […] -
Fun with inferiority complexes
Posted on July 27, 2010 | No CommentsAwkward lulz. i texted a girl back “i guess i’m just too good to you” and she sent a long reply agreeing and being emo cuz she read it as […] -
Crazy bitches
Posted on July 9, 2010 | No CommentsFor those of you not friends with me on Facebook, here’s the kind of stuff you miss out on: actually just literally said “you’re SO fucking crazy, you crazy fucking […] -
Facebook ditching bitches
Posted on July 1, 2010 | No Commentsyou girls who delete or block me when you get a new boyfriend are some lame ass cowardly whores. these are not ex’s or ex-hook-ups. these are fake ass bitches […]