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Girl Archive
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The invention of Land Sushi
Posted on March 23, 2010 | 1 CommentThis girl just said to me “why doesn’t anywhere [sic] have like ‘land sushi’? like i don’t like fish but sushi is good cuz its just really amazing cuts of […] -
What happened to “thank you”?
Posted on November 17, 2009 | No Commentswtf; is this just “shit on Richards compliments” day? 3 girls in a row today responded to the nice things i went out of my way to observe about them […] -
E.T. chillin at the boob grabin bar
Posted on September 6, 2009 | No CommentsWhen I saw a friend on Facebook had posted a picture of her sexually assaulting someone at a bar, I clicked through to it to voice my outrage. When she […] -
I was just saying that I’m in Dallas tonight…
Posted on March 26, 2009 | No Commentsalthough, i might give her a pass on this one cuz my choice in language *was* a little complex… Did any of you get it? or are you all as […] -
Slow Amber is boring & slow
Posted on March 21, 2009 | No CommentsAmber Mia Masters <3 =) says: (1:26:23 PM) hey whos thiss?’ Amber Mia Masters <3 =) says: (1:26:25 PM) ohhhhh’ Amber Mia Masters <3 =) says: (1:26:28 PM) its youuuu […] -
Girls on motorbikes are adorable
Posted on March 13, 2009 | 1 CommentI was jogging near my home in the hills when one of those motorcycle kindasorta things went by, and guess what was operating it, but a FEmale. I know right? […] -
Female weightlifting and girls with testicles
Posted on November 11, 2008 | No CommentsILuvSprklyThngz: its so amazing outside here how is it there? richar900: what does amazing mean in context of weather? richar900: its sunny and warm here ILuvSprklyThngz: yes lol ILuvSprklyThngz: its […] -
Girl: come on over for an innocent movie night whydontcha
Posted on September 28, 2008 | No CommentsAmiracle11: hey!! Amiracle11: what u doing? aesomestguyever some work on my website Amiracle11: oh okay cool. how far are you from me i forget aesomestguyever from weho? like 40min Amiracle11: […] -
Sometimes crazy bitches call me at 2AM
Posted on August 4, 2008 | 1 CommentI was using a number that used to be mine but currently isn’t while talking to a friend so I clicked over a beep only to hear a voice ask […] -
This Coke is bad
Posted on February 12, 2008 | No CommentsGirl: uhg! this Coke is bad. Me: Whats bad about it? Girl: It’s Mountain Dew. the Orange kind. Me: uuhhhh…. (Actual reaction captured with a click of the cam) Apparently […]