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green Archive
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The worst of all Greens
Posted on March 20, 2020 | No CommentsObviously the color green is the most pleasing shade on the spectrum – day – common knowledge – we get it. But even the all-star team must have its least […] -
Gas Gettin in the Irish Spirit
Posted on March 17, 2016 | No CommentsDamn diesel… When the other prices go red you go back at it again with the green, filling vans. #stpatricksday #damndaniel View this post on Instagram A post shared by […] -
My hot tub is temporarily not green. WTF
Posted on November 21, 2013 | No CommentsThe green bulb in my hot tub went out so I had to replace it with a stupididiot regular one like a friggin peasant loser. This is gonna be the […] -
My Front Door: the physical worlds entrance to Richardland
Posted on October 6, 2013 | No CommentsAs the grand wooden gates to Jurassic Park showed us: the entrance to your amusement park sets the tone for it’s contents. I haven’t written or showed much about my […] -
Greetings from my backyard green lagoon
Posted on April 20, 2013 | No CommentsHappy 420, from mah Cali backyaw-dizzle-fizzle, dawg (am I doing this right? I feel like I might not be doing this right…). -
They call me “Shoes”
Posted on April 14, 2013 | No CommentsThe homeless guy around the corner from me always calls me “Shoes” when asking me for “50 cents or a dolla” because I jog past him in bright neon yellow […] -
I just adopted a new formal torso hugger
Posted on January 15, 2013 | No CommentsLike there was any chance I was gonna NOT buy this emerald green Brooks Brothers blazer… I essentially had no choice. the requirement to purchase was locked when mine eyez […] -
I want to be in this
Posted on August 10, 2012 | No CommentsI… there just arent words. The obnoxious neon-snot color is too gorgeous to describe. Gorgeous Gorgeous Gorgeous… no matter how much it may resemble one of these.. -
The Color of my Eyes is….
Posted on October 5, 2002 | No CommentsA darkened light shade of forrest kiwi lime spritzer emerald grassy green. That is what I fill out on every form that asks and so far it remains hilarious [to […]