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hawaii Archive
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Frozen Famine of Hawaii
Posted on May 2, 2012 | No Commentswhats that, two 32oz cups of frozen yogurt & banana coconut ice cream? you want me to eat you and not share with anyone? i..well…i mean…i GUESS theres a frozen […] -
Jungle Bath
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Sexy room service
Posted on November 8, 2009 | No CommentsPapaya appetizer with a steak and lobster dinner in my apartment. If there was any conceivable way I could have sex with this meal, I would put a fkkn baby […] -
Infinity done right
Posted on November 7, 2009 | No CommentsThe Sheraton hotel in Waikiki finally stepped up to the plate and redid their pool to join the 21st century of how pools are supposed to be. They rebranded the […] -
Awesome vs Scary @ the beach
Posted on November 5, 2009 | No CommentsI walked down the beach today to a point where I thought the beach ended all these years I’ve been coming to Hawaii, but only today realized there is a […] -
Rock hiding swim stuffs
Posted on November 3, 2009 | No CommentsIDEA! – i hate not being able to swim when i bring my iphone down to the beach (cuz itll get stolen) but i know how/where to hide it now. […] -
Halloween in Hawaii: the Bill O’Reilly “costume”
Posted on November 1, 2009 | No CommentsJust when you thought you had seen every version of the “sexy/slutty person, thing or concept”, there comes this: Slutty Bill O’Reilly. For those not familiar with the highest rated […] -
Today’s swim: Pier 2 Pink
Posted on October 26, 2009 | No CommentsBuilding up to a 2 mile swim (the length of Waikiki beach). Today: Pier to Pink. I’m about to go downstairs out to the pier in front of the apt, […] -
So like… I guess I’ll just go to Hawaii or something
Posted on October 25, 2009 | No CommentsAs previously detailed, I was stuck in Texas for a whole extra month than I had planned. Now that I could finally get back home to California, my enthusiasm dwindled […] -
Hawaii has trufula trees
Posted on April 27, 2009 | No CommentsA residential yard over in Hawaii Kai here on Oahu has its very own trufula tree from Dr Seuss’s eviro-hippie tale of caution and doom, The Lorax. I always sympathized […]