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Recent Posts
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- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Health Archive
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Original Recipe: “Blood of Life” Smoothie
Posted on January 9, 2012 | No CommentsOriginal tagline to post was “this stuff is guaranteed to make it look like youre peeing blood and sh#tting abortions” but was decided that that was in bad taste. so…I […] -
Buy Coconut Water Please
Posted on March 12, 2011 | No CommentsDo us a favor, Luv, and go buy coconut water drinks. they’re a healthy all natural better-than-sportsdrink hydrator but they’re expensive as f#ck. buy them so they get cheaper. GO […] -
Vitamin “D” is for “dudes that want eachother”
Posted on February 2, 2011 | 1 CommentVia the Facebookz: One of those super weird “uh…1-why did this happen? and 2- why are you sharing this on your blog, you friggin weirdo?” moments that makes life worth […] -
Banana Splits = Breakfast of Champions
Posted on January 13, 2011 | No CommentsLest this send the wrong message to viewers about an appropriate diet, however: It should be noted that I had this with a MagicBullet cup of blended carrot, squash, frozen […] -
Am I too skinny? (Spoiler: the answer is No)
Posted on June 23, 2009 | 2 CommentsANSWER: No, and you’re retarded. First though: the suggestion that a thin person should “eat something” should be banned unless you’ve witnessed them avoid food or say something to the […]