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Hollywood Archive
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NOT doing coke in the bathroom
Posted on September 28, 2013 | No CommentsCan’t a guy just go to the bathroom and return refreshed and energized because he peed and splashed some water on his face and not cuz he snuck off to […] -
Beds, Bars and Beyond
Posted on January 24, 2011 | No CommentsI hate those stupid bars where theres just like Tempurpedic mattresses just OUT there. I also dont need that living room thing going on which i wish as a trend […] -
Shmoozing is lame
Posted on May 14, 2010 | No Commentsoff to a business meeting at some stupid “lounge” where ill turn down getting bought drinks at least 20 times, turn down drugs maybe 8-10 times and turn down sex […] -
Your work means nothing
Posted on January 3, 2010 | No CommentsPretty tired of these self-important douches in the Ent. industry (writers, producers, photogs, models, etc) acting like their “product” (talent) has any actual worth. eff you. our product is meaningless […] -
Well, it looks like you’re doing good for yourself…
Posted on December 5, 2009 | 2 CommentsWhen I first moved to LA I met a shy but very nice transexual boy-to-girl at a party. Smash cut to 5 minutes ago and someone RickRolled me LemonParty style […] -
Fancy food is garbage
Posted on November 17, 2009 | No CommentsJust got back from one of those swanky shwanyk fancypants hoydee toydee woo-woo lad-dee-daa type “events” containing tons of [alleged] celebrities [that i’ve never heard of] for a big time […] -
Hollywood’s Greeting Card Grafiti
Posted on July 25, 2009 | No CommentsAfter my business there was done with, I was escaping North Hollywood today when I passed this glittering gem of collosal idiocy and immediately pulled into the nearest turn so […]