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hot tub Archive
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Sad Announcement: the passing of my beloved Hot Tub
Posted on September 17, 2014 | No CommentsIt is with a heavy heart and cold, dry body, that I regretfully announce the death of my beloved hot tub, Tubitha Jettson. Tubitha was special. She seated 5 people […] -
Tragedy: the green light in my hot tub has gone out :(
Posted on September 2, 2014 | No CommentsAwful… This tub of jet infused hot water is not lit up by a normal lame old regular bulb. You might not think this is a big deal but that is […] -
My hot tub needs your prayers. and so do I.
Posted on April 25, 2014 | No CommentsNot to bum you out or anything this weekend but please keep in your thoughts and prayers the hope for a speedy recovery of Tubitha Jestson (my hot tub/spa), who […] -
It’s worse out there than I thought
Posted on November 28, 2013 | No CommentsFirst Thanksgiving alonez with no family so I volunteered to help the less fortunate cuz I’m a hero. I knew the economy was bad, but would you believe that not […] -
My hot tub is temporarily not green. WTF
Posted on November 21, 2013 | No CommentsThe green bulb in my hot tub went out so I had to replace it with a stupididiot regular one like a friggin peasant loser. This is gonna be the […] -
I’m a Giver
Posted on October 26, 2010 | No CommentsHanging out in the upper level VIP hot tub and watching these two dudes down in the larger commoners-tub sitting across from two cute (but not Richard-cute) girls, stealing glances […]