Lauren Archive
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![I finally got my haircut by the best hair stylist this side of the Mason Dixon line but she had to go to a bridesmaids dress thing with our friend […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "My one day trashy Mullet cut")
My one day trashy Mullet cut
Posted on September 12, 2010 | No CommentsI finally got my haircut by the best hair stylist this side of the Mason Dixon line but she had to go to a bridesmaids dress thing with our friend […] -
This hair is getting out of control
Posted on August 9, 2010 | No CommentsI’m seriously considering flying Lauren Compass back for a day to cut – nay, to “do” – my hair. im in a panic… its so out of control. but i […] -
![I am *this* close to breaking up with Brenda (my iphone). No I’m not. but god dammit Brenda. I miss BUTTONS. iPhones are impossible to navigate without looking at them, […]](https://blog.richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/comfortablynumb-115x115.png "Dentist, notsobad, but iPhone suckage is")
Dentist, notsobad, but iPhone suckage is
Posted on August 26, 2009 | No CommentsI am *this* close to breaking up with Brenda (my iphone). No I’m not. but god dammit Brenda. I miss BUTTONS. iPhones are impossible to navigate without looking at them, […] -
Have I ever told you how much I loathe you?
Posted on February 12, 2009 | No CommentsSometimes while strolling on the beach on a bright sunny winters day in Malibu with a pal, you find out that they think you’re a pathetic issues riddled dink, and […] -
Learning the LoCump switcharound
Posted on February 4, 2009 | 1 CommentSwarthy creatures that they are, human beings have a playbook of techniques they pull out when verbally dueling someone and sometimes you have to identify it to react accordingly when […] -
“I wanna keep my hair JUST like this… hello?”
Posted on June 2, 2008 | No CommentsDammit Facebook… Your stupid chat feature stinks. Couldn’t retrieve chat history 10:47pm Lauren hey honey 10:50pm Richard i was just thinking of you maybe cuz i was naked. but more […]
