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Money Archive
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The Art of Money
Posted on August 25, 2017 | No CommentsYears from now this will be gazed upon in museums as intellectuals admire the layers of deep commentary and plethora of metaphors for mans struggle in the Sisyphean pursuit of […] -
Good News! New Ugly Hundy looks cheap and uninspired
Posted on October 9, 2013 | No CommentsFigured you Poor People might want to see what the new 100’s look like. The answer? Board game currency crap. -
Why do people hate efficiency so much?
Posted on June 6, 2013 | No CommentsJust out of a long business conference. People are so fkking slow. I dont understand it. I get that i’m the boss so part of my job is cracking the […] -
I need all of Dysons products or my life is meaningless
Posted on March 7, 2013 | No CommentsMy assistant has been thumbs-downing my requirement to own everything Dyson makes simply on account of stupid arguments like “I dont NEED it” or “I can’t even come close to […] -
Everyone is old except me
Posted on January 27, 2011 | No CommentsMy “to do” list started simple. Most importantly to have “Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive” embroidered on […] -
Mac decisions
Posted on March 17, 2010 | No Commentsug. my awesome new 24inch Apple monitor needs a $150 adapter to hook up to my Macbook Pro… do i get it? or just go the extra $1,200 for a […] -
Haves and have-nots BS
Posted on September 20, 2009 | No CommentsMy aunt and uncle from Austin are visiting my parents here in Dallas and I hear my dad lament to my unc during conversation that “The rich are getting richer […] -
Drugs are awesome but paying for stuff sucks
Posted on August 19, 2009 | No CommentsDrugs are amazing, but why does everything have to cost friggin money? My tooth was throbbing out of my skull with a dull beaming discomfort after the dentist today so […] -
I constantly forget how to write checks
Posted on January 6, 2009 | 1 CommentEvery time. Every. Single. Thyme. It doesn’t COMPLETELY leave my head, but I’ve never stared at a blank check and been confident that I know what the hell I’m doing. […]