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Recent Posts
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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
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Between Showers
Rich Pix Archive
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Catch me at the bottom of the ocean. Cuz I’m that deep.
Posted on October 24, 2017 | No CommentsThis post is for some awesome quote I said or made up in a typical stroke of brilliance in the Richardland Campus’s Work Room, but I saved the draft without […] -
My love for you is Extra Large with pepperoni
Posted on February 14, 2017 | No CommentsHome of the pizza teardrop tattoo concept that later swept the world. -
Protecting Slumber. Defender of Rest.
Posted on September 5, 2016 | No CommentsDutifully standing watch over a napping Aunt Nancy. Making sure caveman nephews don’t disturb. Yes I’m a hero. -
And then I woke up and suddenly was a full grown man
Posted on August 20, 2016 | No CommentsI wanted to say “full grown-ass man” but felt like it would be misread as a “a full grown ass-man” by too many and made the edit. But remember when […] -
Just Joking…
Posted on August 4, 2016 | No CommentsI’m pretty positive Suicide Squad is going to get my hate as far as a movie goes but that doesn’t mean I can’t lose it in a little digital Cosplay… […] -
I put black Chinese goo on my face to make it more beautifuller
Posted on June 23, 2016 | No CommentsAn opportunity arose for me to put an asian beauty goop of unknown purpose on my face, so obviously I jumped at it without question since I’m tired of living as […] -
Summer dreamin… of damage, cancer & death
Posted on March 1, 2016 | No CommentsWhile the giant nuclear fire orb my planet circles was slow-roasting the flesh that lays over my skeleton today, I was thinking about how much everything I just said sucks… […] -
Stop Staring At My Boobs and Appreciate My Wordplay…
Posted on November 17, 2014 | No CommentsI posted this to Tinder last night before going to sleep and awoke to about a dozen girls presuming to inform me that the word “taint” is not in the […]