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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Just rub me, k?
Posted on April 21, 2012 | No CommentsI ran an extra 2 miles out of my way just to avoid going down a street where either some latino gentlemen were using a leaf blower on someones yard […] -
Shape-Ups
Posted on March 5, 2012 | No CommentsToday is dedicated to trying to figure out what is a proper condensed way of quickly saying “I’m wearing Shape-ups, so i’m actually going faster than you” to a fellow […] -
Body Training
Posted on March 4, 2011 | No CommentsSkipped lunch so i could let the hunger build for a big fat steak dinner… mm, thats right stomach… beg me for sustenance.. BEG for it… oh, growing weak? how […] -
Mommy Jogging
Posted on February 12, 2011 | No Commentsaaaaand the “wtf Flirtation Moment in Front of Your Child” award goes to… the (evidently new to the area) young lady out walking her dog and daughter chatting me up […]