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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
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Sex Archive
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“People should fall in love with their eyes closed”?
Posted on July 28, 2013 | No CommentsThis image caught fire on Tumblr and got so many reposts that it went viral as supplemental clipart to dozens of other websites and blogs. I couldn’t find the original […] -
My search. For Butt Hunger…
Posted on July 23, 2013 | No CommentsThis wasn’t how I originally intended to spend the last 7 minutes, but… since I did… I have to post about it. The following picture was posted by a Facebook […] -
Wyogurt Sex
Posted on April 20, 2012 | No CommentsYogurtland is having a contest on Facebook: “Describe Yogurtland in 5 words or less for a chance to win a $10 gift card”. I posted “reason for being alive” and […] -
Sexting Tips from one Dick to another
Posted on February 24, 2012 | No CommentsI had this recent exchange after a breaking news alert from one of my chick friends about the guy she’s “talking to”. She was telling me some story about him […] -
Are zombies a necrophiliac fantasy?
Posted on October 16, 2011 | No CommentsI cant decide if necrophiliacs would have a field day during the zombie apocalypse or if they’d hate it just as much as anyone else. cuz on the one hand […] -
Somewhere, Simba is ejaculating
Posted on September 24, 2011 | No CommentsI bet just-turned-30 year old Jonathan Taylor Thomas is getting a hella resurgence of 18 year old p#ssy now that The Lion King is re-released in 3D. Listen, JTT: I […] -
Tanning Bed
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Points System Cumming Soon
Posted on February 11, 2011 | No CommentsThis makes me have to reveal the following: last week i almost posted that select “Power Viewers” may request video topics and i’ll cover whatever they tell me to, but […] -
Remember when Myspace was a website?
Posted on February 5, 2011 | No CommentsFor awhile it was called a crumbling ghetto while Facebook was the suburban community everyone flocked to but “dirty whore” is way more accurate. i logged in the other day […] -
Eiffel Tower Power
Posted on November 8, 2010 | 1 CommentA few weeks ago Eric and I started planning a vacation to some destination he haven’t decided on yet, but at the time we were leaning toward Brazil. We invited […]