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Sleep Archive
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I keep forgetting to sleep
Posted on August 4, 2017 | No CommentsI understand this is not a problem you dopes who are so in love with being unconscious can really comprehend, but for people with stuff-that-matters to do: Remembering to sleep […] -
Protecting Slumber. Defender of Rest.
Posted on September 5, 2016 | No CommentsDutifully standing watch over a napping Aunt Nancy. Making sure caveman nephews don’t disturb. Yes I’m a hero. -
I keep meaning to stop doing this…
Posted on July 20, 2016 | No CommentsSleep is really important – Please don’t emulate my slumber habits. But if you’re going to sleep at a normal evening hour, a good lull into slumberland is the music […] -
Rest is for poor people and losers
Posted on March 7, 2016 | No CommentsWhen it’s 3am and you’ve been working 16 hours straight and those Monday deadlines just barely got done cuz you desperately don’t want to stress out the boss any further, […] -
Another Zombie Evening…
Posted on September 6, 2014 | No CommentsIt’s 2:58am. I’ll get to sleep at around 3:30am. I worked all day and all night. Do I deserve a trophy? Yes. One made of human brains. That’s a zombie […] -
Important Emergency!!!! I’m trapped in bed and I need your help!!
Posted on July 18, 2014 | No CommentsEMERGENCY!!!! I just closed up all the windows and settled into bed and got all comfortable and opened the app on my phone to turn the air conditioning back on […] -
Sleep is so dumb
Posted on March 9, 2014 | No CommentsI hate sleep. It’s like practicing being dead .__. As a commenter on Facebook noted of this observache: this concept summarizes why bedtime sucks no matter what age you are. […] -
Chapped
Posted on February 3, 2014 | No CommentsI’m falling asleep & my lips are dry but my house is too huge for me to travel the distance to where my chap stick is . Do me a favor […] -
Purple Knockout
Posted on November 10, 2013 | No CommentsI should stick to my carefully weighed formula’s on my Purple Drank. I added too much tart-cherry (the one with the most mood altering enzymes, but also melatonin which in […] -
I think someone undressed me in my sleep…
Posted on January 25, 2013 | 1 CommentI went to bed with a shirt on. woke up with it around my shoulder and draped back over the rest of me like a beauty pageant sash… who the […]