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Between Showers
smoothie Archive
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Terminator/Two-Face Woody wants to eat your soul
Posted on October 29, 2013 | No CommentsA dribble of goji-pomegranate-banana-kale-raspberry-yogurt smoothie on my Woody mug turned the friendly toy sheriff into a murderous burn victim Chucky-doll that can’t be stopped as his glare penetrates your soul […] -
Green Garlic GoGo Goose Juice Recipe
Posted on August 18, 2012 | No CommentsYou’re gonna have to adjust your portions cuz I made a giant pitcher on this, my first attempt at this combination. The taste is fruity with a subtle kick from […] -
Green Dream Smoothie Recipe
Posted on April 5, 2012 | No CommentsBase ingredients: -Kale -Banana -Frozen peaches -Water (or Coconut water, as pictured here) Added: -Spoonful of Flax Seed -Spoonful of Chia Seeds -Splash of almond milk It doesn’t taste grassy or […] -
Original Recipe: “Blood of Life” Smoothie
Posted on January 9, 2012 | No CommentsOriginal tagline to post was “this stuff is guaranteed to make it look like youre peeing blood and sh#tting abortions” but was decided that that was in bad taste. so…I […]