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texas Archive
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Thank Rich People for Museums
Posted on August 9, 2014 | No CommentsTook my nephews and cousin Raegan visiting my parents house in Texas to the Perot Museum of History and Science and among the Dinosaurs and quartz stones I noticed and […] -
While walking to my parents house…
Posted on July 18, 2013 | No CommentsI was jogging in my parents neighborhood earlier and saw a dead cicada on the ground so I picked it up and put it in my basketball shorts pocket because […] -
No One Recycles in Texas
Posted on November 17, 2011 | No CommentsDammit neighbors… NONE of you have anything to recycle?? I missed last weeks recycle day and planned to cuckold someone elses bin with my excess water bottles and pizza boxes […] -
What to do with all these freakin eggs?
Posted on November 8, 2011 | No CommentsI’m house-sitting for another week and there are 5 chickens here that lay 4 eggs every day (theyre all hens so one of those bitches is freeloading and hiding her […] -
Is it Spring yet?
Posted on January 23, 2011 | No CommentsThe peacocks at my parents house are flashin their stuff and ready to mate. UPDATE: here we go: -
Texan Bobcat
Posted on August 19, 2010 | No CommentsCheck out this crazy bobcat just prowling around my parents front yard here in Texas…. -
Texas for a day
Posted on August 11, 2010 | No CommentsJust landed into Dallas and ate a steak bigger than my head. mmm. my hair might be gaytacular but my appetite is still in Lumberjack mode. time for some man […] -
Peacock tree sunset
Posted on January 18, 2010 | No CommentsHe blends in with the tree, but he’s easy to make out when you know that’s what you’re looking for -
New Years Eve 09 at home
Posted on December 31, 2009 | 1 CommentHad to decline the invites at Vegas, Hollywood and the STL crew who roadtripped to Nashville and instead am at my parents house this New Years, very much indoors and […] -
It snowed today, Christmas Eve 09
Posted on December 24, 2009 | No Comments8 year old girls make the easiest snowball target practice. im fkkn PWNING this bitch Update: Newsworthy event… Although it snowed here in Dallas Fortworth in 2004, the greater Dallas […]