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- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
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- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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twitter Archive
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TwitterCop: exposing a jail break
Posted on August 18, 2009 | No CommentsOr should I say…Jurr break? Stick with me, it’s gonna make sense in like 5 seconds and you’re gonna totally be all “oooh, lol” n stuff. Check it out: this […] -
the things you’re missing by not following me on Twitter
Posted on April 13, 2009 | No Commentswww.twitter.com/awesomestguyevr Ala Moana (mall in Honolulu) for froyo & pizz9:30 PM Apr 17th from web explain THIS one twitter: last night? urine so clear its invisible. this morning? burgundy gold. […] -
Stop asking me “whats up?” and “how are you?”
Posted on April 7, 2009 | No CommentsPlease know that I love you and that this comes from a place of love: I hate you. God dammit, people. You know the saying “If you don’t have something […]