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Everyone is old except me
Posted on January 27, 2011 | No CommentsMy “to do” list started simple. Most importantly to have “Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive” embroidered on […] -
I’ll never wear a shirt on the internets if I don’t feel like it and you can’t make me
Posted on February 20, 2008 | No CommentsWhatsamatter wienies? You intimidated by my awesomeness? Just kidding. That part is clear. I only phrased it as a question to be make you confront the reality of your jealous […]