The New iPhone Controls My Life (2013 edition)

I kind of hate my life because I have an iPhone 5 and know I will not be happy without the new one coming out in a few days.

I can see that its pathetic psychological manipulation as part of the electronic fruit cult and has no actual bearing to the betterment of my life in any significant way other than the low level peaked ape like interest in something new and shiny – a benefit which is not worth a fraction of its total cost – and yet…. There is nothing else. There is no moon and no sky and no other human on the planet until I have one in my hands. Nothing matters. Nothing matters in all the far reaching depths of this Godforsaken crummy universe until I hold an iPhone5s.
and I will do. WHATEVER. it takes. to make that happen…

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(shown above: not a picture of the new iPhone nor even the new operating system iOS7, but rather, just exactly what I have right now with the letter “s” stickie-padded onto it, causing an uncontrollable desire to be within my possession) 

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