the things you’re missing by not following me on Twitter

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richard
– April 13, 2009Posted in: Adventures

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  1. Ala Moana (mall in Honolulu) for froyo & pizz9:30 PM Apr 17th from web

  2. explain THIS one twitter: last night? urine so clear its invisible. this morning? burgundy gold. wtf happened while i was sleeping?12:51 PM Apr 17th from web

  3. @JimNorton: was funny on RedEye last night, which is no surprise. ive been a fan since the “Tough Crowd” days and recommend him as a comic6:05 PM Apr 16th from web

  4. watching a movie being filmed on the beach below my apartment2:43 PM Apr 16th from web

  5. I’m gonna sleep the shit outta this pullout couch bed. awwww yeaaa – HIGH FIVE!!! – nite bitchezzzz3:00 AM Apr 16th from web

  6. I learned that “cheese n rice” is wordplay for “Jesus Christ”. so like. you can just say that and not get scolded by your religious grandma8:18 PM Apr 15th from web

  7. @____Kristen: same reason Starbucks is so expensive. people pay it. one is just coffee and the other just a dude telling you to do situps2:32 PM Apr 15th from web in reply to ____Kristen

  8. grabbing a kitchen knife and is totally gonna go to the beach and spear a fish… watch me! — well, im gonna heat up some PF Changs first.5:13 PM Apr 14th from web

  9. saw my first FULL rainbow today. pic: http://blog.richardland.com…4:48 PM Apr 14th from web

  10. watching Fools Gold w/ parents: dad says “THATS Matthew McConaughey!? from Home Alone?” – “no dad.. that was Macaulay Culkin”… adorable12:46 AM Apr 14th from web

  11. Does Ruth Bader Ginsburg have a bottom row of teeth? Exit Question: is a crack @ a SC judge’s visual appearance WAY too esoteric 4 twitter?9:04 PM Apr 13th from web

  12. American Airlines just called to inform me that the case to my Bose headphones was left on the plane. watevs y’all. long i got my fones awn1:28 PM Apr 13th from web

  13. Easter Dinner: leftover bites of chicken fingers from airport TGI Fridays. Status: stale n old. Tweeting about it from Hawaii: priceless.1:47 AM Apr 13th from web

  14. the Easter Bunny didnt come… first time ever… the day is now ruined… whatever. flight to Hawaii in 45 minutes.10:03 AM Apr 12th from web

  15. @ViktoriaFoxx: is offended at the reference to the holy anniversary of when the Easter rabbit died on the cross for our eggs as “Bunny Day”10:00 AM Apr 12th from web in reply to ViktoriaFoxx

  16. “hey richard, how come you’re not either sleeping or packing?” — uh, cuz i’m on twitterrrrr? doy.3:05 AM Apr 12th from web

  17. hasnt packed a thing. maybe ill take a later flight tomorrow…12:33 AM Apr 12th from web

  18. was gonna whiten my teeth but decided to just get a tan instead. flight to Hawaii tomorrow *8:13 PM Apr 11th from web

  19. @Amyspanos : what the fruitcup is nackerd? or bruv? or holiday? or safe?8:12 PM Apr 11th from web in reply to Amyspanos

  20. @Sivsaysthis is spreading filthy lies that “when u pee your stomach gets smaller”. if anything ur stom would get bigger as ur bladder drains11:31 AM Apr 11th from web
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