I shaved the beard I was cultivating and left, for the first time ever, just a mustache…
After buying a motorcycle, getting a bicep tattoo, moving into a trailer, taking up chewing tobacco and impregnating my 15 year old girl friend, I realized I wasn’t ready for this crap and got rid of it before it did any more damage to myself or the world.
Perhaps some day the stache will return. but for now it must be held back. for the good of mankind.
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