richar900: i need a screen name. any ideas?
richar900: for richardland
richar900: i dont want this one public
Renholder5x: I wish I could drink free beer all night, and that midnight would last for 7 hours… and I wouldn’t get sleepy from drinking gallons of free beer.
richar900: or maybe i should make this public and create a new private one?
Renholder5x: um
Renholder5x: Don’t make this one public
richar900: why not
richar900: i wish that same thing with beer, except with whores
Renholder5x: Cuz it’s already been used man… everyone you know knows it
richar900: and not drink. but other stuff
Renholder5x: Er.. I dunno. I guess it dfoesn’t matter
Renholder5x: You cant get Richardland?
richar900: i didnt try. do i want richardland? i just.. dont know anymore. the world has gotten scary
richar900: a richardland screen name might perpetuate the myth that my name is Richard Land
richar900: and richardlanddotcom is a little eh
Renholder5x: You’re website is Richardland.com. If that wasn’t your first attempt at a new screenname, I’m coming over there now, and going to donkeypunch you
richar900: i havnt attempted any
richar900: cuz i dont know what i like first
Renholder5x: Richardland
Renholder5x: It’s simple, obvious, and easy to remember
Renholder5x: Anyone who thinks your name is Richard Land, not only deserves to have their anus subjected to an angry pool filter, but to be shot as well
richar900: but richardland is a place. so isnt that kind of weird? to have your screen name be a proper noun?
richar900: of an area
richar900: even if fictional
Renholder5x: You deserve to have your anus subjected to an angry pool filter as well
richar900: you want just a regular noun or adverb dont you?
Renholder5x: for God’s sake man… it’s your website’s name…
richar900: ya. but like.. youre a … fucking jew…
richar900: so idk
Renholder5x: Um, fuck you
Renholder5x: I’m almost 100% Scottish
richar900: ah. the Israeli Scotts. yes, I’m familiar. founded by Tommy Mcarthur Robinowitz. carry on.
Renholder5x: regardless
Renholder5x: Richardland. That’s my final answer
[time lapse]
richar900: okay killer
richar900: richardland is taken. and aim forces you to fill out the whole god damn form before telling you that
Renholder5x: Anyway… I’m outta here dude…. it’s 4:11am. Gotta sleep sometime.
richar900: um. hello. crisis here.
richar900: this is no time for sleep
Renholder5x: ok ok
Renholder5x: ummmmm
richar900: focus
richar900: think about this though…
Renholder5x: OK I’m gonna go smoke and think about it
Renholder5x: For the next 4 minutes, you can rest assured I’ll be siiting on my couch thinking of a name for ya
richar900: make richar900 public and make a new one for friends, family and select few co-workers. then i dont have to change all my aim conversations to a new sn and dont have to think of a richardland specific name. no?
richar900: when i said think about this, it was a prelude to the next IM dammit
richar900: i outta tickle your balls with gold plated feather duster, you know that?
richar900: now youre gone and thinking just in general instead of thinking about my specific public to private switch proposal
richar900: fuck. the whole world is screwed now. this is the end
richar900: *lifts gun to temple
richar900: dont worry jew. i mean the temple of my head. christ [irnony?]
Renholder5x: ::rolls eyes::
Renholder5x: I think anything pertaining to being raped by a beaver is funny
richar900: damnhole, toothscrape, beavcleave, bfuck, beaverasshammer ?
richar900: no no no. none of these are any good
richar900: dammit
Renholder5x: beaverrape
Renholder5x: It’s funny, and ironic
Renholder5x: but regardless
richar900: okay fine… go to bed. but this has to be decided by tomorrow, understand?
richar900: ya, its kinda humorous
Renholder5x: I’m all for you making Richar900 public
richar900: ill sleep on it and see if its less scary in the morning
Renholder5x: You know… I was only kidding about the beaver rape thing
Renholder5x: Granted, I do find the idea of being raped by a beaver hilarious
Renholder5x: I wasn’t serious
Renholder5x: At least abotu you making it a screenname
richar900: ya, i got that part
richar900: the lack of sleep is getting to you
Renholder5x: OK so it’s decided
Renholder5x: beaver rape is funny
richar900: *hits gavel
Renholder5x: <— same
richar900: *touches your leg
Renholder5x: <— gives you glancing look… only kidding at first, but somewhat gaging your reaction.
richar900: *lowers head but has eyes at the top of sockets still making eye contact with you during the slow decent to make sure this is all still okay
Renholder5x: <— chuckles, while still gaging your reaction
richar900: *loves you for doing self referencing arrows instead of stars to signify your actions
Renholder5x: OH SONOFABITCH
Renholder5x: we just had cybersex, didn’t we?
richar900: that was quick *disappointed sigh*
richar900: but ya. sure. watevs.
Renholder5x: <— sulks away, ashamed
richar900: now go to bed. faggot.
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