This video illustrates how non-flexible and human I am

I’ve always had a few weirdo body tricks up my sleeve that could be pulled out when a chest of props was unavailable or a hilarious observation hard to grasp, but this dude shows how pedestrian they all are. This is actually a perfect illustration of what my family always described and thought of me as even though I was never quite that bendy-stretchtastical. Whenever an act of human pretzeling would be on tv, one or more family members would pipe up how they were just like me so watching this image-of-richard-in-their-eyes performer do his thing was especially loopy for me.

I can do this:

With a couple days notice, I can get into form to where this is possible:

Thaz bout it, y’all .___.

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