Timeline of when chains like McDonalds will sell Marijuana products

Walking into Le McDonalds (cuz theres only so long you can go without somma them FRIES, yo) & theres an unshaven dude in dirty clothes sitting on the ground out front.

Me: You need somethin to eat, man?
Duder: I need some weeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

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Not the first time something like that’s happened.

Made me wonder: How long till they offer new dollar menu items like McBrownies that have cannabis in them? 30 years?

To arrive at your answer, compare to my math-hypothesis:

-Fully decriminalized within 5
-Legal within 10
-Social stigma erased within 10 after that
-Mainstream corporate chains start including cannabis, already present in other over-the-counter products, in their services within 5 after that

If you agree that those numbers sound reasonable…

The McBrownie comes to us in 2043…

Mark your calendars.

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