Guardian-Angeled a stranger tonight… Walking out of a restaurant and the hostess is ending a conversation/awkward visit from a guy and the voice inflection, body language, facial expressions and tone from both parties told the story exquisitely clear to *this* JediMaster: the dude is sweetly trying to get noticed by her as being boyfriendmaterial and she’s trying to gently avoid his advances – which he doesnt realize and instead thinks he’s just failing.
She said “bye Matt” as I was approaching the exit that he was closer to and he held the door for me as I walked out, so I thought about just freaking him out and saying “thanks Matt” but I went deeper and said “Hey Matt… dont be bummed that she’s not into you dude. Move on quickly and make her jealous” and stuck the toothpick i was holding into my mouth as i continued walking to my car even though I wanted to soak up more of his “OMGWTF??” surprisie wide-eyed face. but alas. I know when to exit gracefully for maximum effect. and I totally did. -Good luck, Matt! wherever you are. Hope you find love soon…
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