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Male recovering from a fever seeks attractive female to deliver soup and watch Disney movies from the security of a warm blanket in a dark room. Excellent opportunity to experience rare outside-of-relationship cuddles from a strong but non-threatening charming male without the otherwise inevitable progression into sex. 1 night only. Not responsible for applicants developing emotional attachments. Male is not snotty and doesnt have a cough – is just a little warm and tired and ready for cartoons & bed. Inquire within. Act now while supplies last!